Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

Here is an exciting chance to own the very first Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! in a hardcover edition with all new illustrations! When our younger readers demanded a Bathroom Reader of their own, Uncle John put together this brain-boggling easy-to-read collection of facts, fads, quotes, history, science, origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Plus it's full of wacky and fun illustrations and Uncle John's famous "running feet" — those fun and fascinating facts on the bottom of every page. Curious young readers will learn about the real Dr. Seuss, baseball superstitions, the birth of The Simpsons, how carnival games are rigged, the history of dining on scorpions and tarantulas, shocking truths about thunder and lightning, and disgusting bodily functions like ear wax production and digestion (and why they're important), and much, much more!Lexile score: 1000L

  • Brand: Bathroom Reader s Hysterical Society
  • ASIN: 1626860459

Uncle John's Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Readers)

Uncle John's Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Readers)

2014 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Gold Winner in Young Reader: Nonfiction (8-12 Years)!It's wacky, fun, and easy to read! It's a whole new twist on learning! And it's For Kids Only — boys, girls, kids who like to read, kids who don't, kids with noses, nosey kids, kids who pick their noses...even grown up kids. Anyone who opens Uncle John's Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader will find page after page of fascinating facts and tantalizing true stories about science, history, pop culture, sports, amazing kids, goofy grownups, and (hold your noses...) disgustingly smelly things!Part of the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only series, this illustrated edition features such topics as- The World's Smelliest Ghosts- The Founding Father who Farted Proudly- A Mama Mutt that Adopted a Human Baby- South Africa's Snake Girl- The Abominable Crustacean- Cleopatra's Beauty Tips- An Artist Who Sculpts with Toenail Clippings,Plus...riddles and jokes, quotes and quizzes, brainteasers, word-origins, and much, much more!Uncle John's Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader includes story lengths to fit any attention span (or accommodate any duration of Throne Time)--"short" (one page), "medium" (two pages), and "long" (three to five pages)--and they're all fun, informative, and educational.Lexile score: 920...

  • Brand: Bathroom Readers Institute
  • ASIN: 1607107805

Uncle John's Electrifying Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition (Uncle John's Bathroom Readers)

Uncle John's Electrifying Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition (Uncle John's Bathroom Readers)

This newly illustrated, highly collectible hardcover edition of Uncle John's Electrifying Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! is so awesome it'll make curious young readers’ hair stand on end. Illustrated and easy to read, this book is full of fascinating articles, fun games, forgotten history, silly science, myths and legends, jokes, weird sports, and more. And at the bottom of each page are Uncle John's famous “running feet” facts, like this one: Bald eagle nests can weigh up to two tons — more than a compact car. What else is in here? The mysterious goings-on in the Bermuda Triangle, how not to get struck by lightning, the history of the @ sign, real-life X-Men, royal slobs, and newspaper kids from a century ago who went on strike...and won!Lexile score: 940L

  • Brand: Bathroom Reader s Hysterical Society
  • ASIN: 1626860467

Uncle John's Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

Uncle John's Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

It’s wacky and fun! It’s illustrated and easy to read! It’s a whole new twist on learning! And it’s FOR KIDS ONLY! Inside Uncle John’s Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader, curious readers find 288 pages packed with strange science, weird news, obscure history, odd sports, and the interesting origins of everyday things. Special to this edition are some amazing animal quack-ups, history’s biggest quacks, ducky weather, fine feathered friends, quacky fashion, and things that are “Just Ducky” (which could mean really good or . . . soaking wet). And that’s not all! The newest fact-packed reader in the For Kids Only! series features such topics as Thorrablot, an Icelandic holiday with all the rotten shark you can eat; Banned from Toy Stores: the Atomic Energy Lab science kit; Cooking with . . . Pooh! and other Crappy Book Titles; Gag-inducing Stuff Found in Fast Foods; The World’s Stupidest Apps; and Moonbows, Snowballs, and Fire from the Sky!Lexile score: 920L

  • Brand: Bathroom Reader s Hysterical Society
  • ASIN: 1626861757

Uncle John's Kid-Topia Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

Uncle John's Kid-Topia Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

Learning Magazine 2014 Teachers’ Choice for the Classroom Award for Children’s Books2013 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Silver Finalist in Young Reader: Nonfiction2012 ForeWord Reviews Book of the Year Awards, Bronze in Juvenile Nonfiction CategoryUncle John knows what kids want: the fascinating trivia that has made Uncle Johns’ Bathroom Reader a household name, plus fun stuff meant For Kids Only!The big brains at the Bathroom Institute refuse to grow up! That’s why this all-new Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! is packed with puzzles, wordplay, mazes, brainteasers, mad science experiments, revolting recipes, crazy crafts, and, most importantly, the incredible facts and astounding trivia that Bathroom Reader fans crave. Kids can open to any page and find irresistible things to read and do, including…- How to defrost a woolly mammoth- The giant fart that helped dinosaurs rule the Earth- An ogre drool-maze: find the path from the slobbery ogre to the mop- Make your own Maggoty Brownies- Create a fake cocoa spill guaranteed to freak out Mom- Play Bug Sudoku!- How a potato ended a baseball player’s careerPsst: Don’t tell the kids, but Kid-topia readers will get smarter while having a blast.

  • Brand: Bathroom Readers' Hysterical Institute
  • ASIN: 1592238270

Uncle John's the Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!: Science, History, Horror, Mystery, and . . . Eerily Twisted Tales (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader)

Uncle John's the Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!: Science, History, Horror, Mystery, and . . . Eerily Twisted Tales (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader)

A Book of the Year Award 2013 Finalist in the category of Juvenile Nonfiction (Children’s)!What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you’ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. You’ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history’s terrible tyrants, and the world’s deadliest weather. Uncle John’s scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s “For Kids Only.” ENTER IF YOU DARE!You’ll find terrifying tales, including…- Revenge of the Meatloaf- The Legend of Peepee Hollow- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day- The Haunted OuthouseFrightening facts about…- The Curse of Amen-Ra- The Attack of the Cow Lady- Decay-causing Tooth Worms- The FBI’s Body Farmand much more!!Lexile score: 850L

  • Brand: Brand: Portable Press
  • ASIN: 1607107848

Uncle John's InfoMania Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

Uncle John's InfoMania Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

Infomania is the compulsive desire to gobble up information, and kids growing up in the information age have it bad. Young infomaniacs are hungry, hungry, hungry for information. Who knows information better than Uncle John? No one! And now he's figured out how to deliver information fixes without computers or modems or the Internet. How? In a handy pocket-sized book packed with fascinating facts! Uncle John's InfoMania is bursting with information so compelling, so mesmerizing, so...weird...it could only come from the professional infomaniacs at the Bathroom Readers' Institute, and it's "For Kids Only!"Inside this nonfiction, easy-to-read pocket guide you’ll find...- How to Get Rid of Freckles (live frogs are involved)- Action Figure Facts- What Makes 3-D Movies Work- Avalanche Survival Tips- World Records to Beat (extreme hula-hooping, anyone?)- And much, much more.Designed just for kids, this two-color, illustrated pocket book shares essential and off-the-wall information pulled from the info-maniacal vaults of the Bathroom Readers' Institute. It's science, history, math, social studies, sports, and entertainment; all packed into 272 pocket-sized pages and delivered in the bite-sized bits kids love to read!Lexile score: 920L

  • Brand: Bathroom Readers Institute
  • ASIN: 1607105616

Uncle John's The Enchanted Toilet Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!

Uncle John's The Enchanted Toilet Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!

2012 ForeWord Reviews Book of the Year Awards, Finalist in Juvenile Nonfiction CategoryThis legendary addition to the wildly successful For Kids Only! series is chock full of the fun facts and eye-popping illustrations that kids have come to love, but this time we’ve added something new: fractured fairy tales . . . in graphic-novel style! They’re brought to life in full color by some of today’s best children’s book illustrators. But wait, there’s more! The Enchanted Toilet also has a whole bunch of mystical activities--including crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and a few magical experiments. All you have to do is wave your magic wand and click your heels together three times. You’ll be enchanted by . . .Fantastic facts!- Real-life princesses (including one with a tattoo!)- Ninja: secrets of the invisible warriors- The human magnet and other dark wizards- The real-life HogwartsEnchanting activities!- How to make a wand- Using treats to catch a leprechaun- Sir Uncle John’s “Guide to Training Your Dragon”Twisted tales!- “The Cockroach, the Mouse, and the Cricket”- “The Fairy Hedgehog”- “Ali Baba and the Forty Steves”Lexile score: 760L

  • Brand: Bathroom Readers Institute
  • ASIN: 1607105586

Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is top secret and it's for kids only! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it's just the kids, we'll let the cat out of the bag: this book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It's also packed with weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. And entomophagy. (What's that? It's the practice of eating worms.) But there's more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You'll be briefed in how to make your own secret code, where the Jolly Roger pirate flag came from, mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings, the original alchemist and the search for the philosopher's stone, the Captain Underpants story, a secret recipe for edible glass, sneakers of the future, and much, much more!Lexile score: 1000L

  • Brand: Bathroom Reader s Hysterical Society
  • ASIN: 1626860475

Uncle John's iFlush: Plunging into Mystery Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

Uncle John's iFlush: Plunging into Mystery Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

Uncle John is sending our lovable iFlush host Dwayne the lab rat on a new mission: find the most baffling mysteries of all time. How? By piloting the S.S. Throne, a one-rat toilet sub invented by four mad-scientist-plumbers, through the Interpipe! Now, Dwayne can plunge readers through 96 pages of interactive Interpipe adventures without getting wet! Every page has Uncle John's signature true stories and fantastic factoids, and readers use clues to solve puzzles. Once a puzzle is solved, Dwayne flushes himself through the Interpipe to the next history-mystery and the iSwirl gives readers a choice: solve the puzzle and turn the page, or jump through time to the next adventure. Readers will discover how Soviet cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, really died; the mysterious disembodied voice that took down a U.S. president; hidden Confederate treasure worth millions; the truth about Mother Shipton, England’s cave-dwelling soothsayer (or total fraud); and much more!

  • Brand: Merrell Patrick
  • ASIN: 1626860424
Similar Bathroom Readers For Kids Results
Bathroom Readers For Kids Video Results

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

Bathroom Readers For Kids

Congrats to Uncle John's Bathroom Reader on their 20th Anniversary edition. I've been a Bathroom Reader since their very 1st book, published in 1987. Great stories about pop culture, history, geography, science, you name it... Some articles are short, some medium, and some longer for those "a...

  • Likes: 37
  • View count: 11775
  • Dislikes: 1
  • Comments: 35
Tags: slater,slatersgarage,bathroom,toilet,reader,uncle,john,books,reading,advertising,pop,culture,bath...

Mr Pack Reads from Uncle John's Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader

Bathroom Readers For Kids

Mr. Jim Pack reads from very short a portion from one of his most favorite works of American Literature, in his bathroom. The book is entitled "Uncle John's Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader", by The Bathroom Readers Institute. Please note: The page cited in the video should read page 118, ...

  • Likes: 15
  • View count: 477
  • Dislikes: 1
  • Comments: 23
Tags: Reading,Humor,Funny,Bathroom Humor,Great American Literature,Funny Headlines,Jim Pack,Comedy,Humo...

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader - Random Footnotes Pt. 2

Bathroom Readers For Kids

this part 2 is a continuation from part 1's book. it was shorter so i couldn't find a song this short. SO i just read it instead. DON'T LAUGH AT MY VOICE AND MESS UPS! lol and part 3 will be from a different book, with more random footnotes. AUDIO: My voice

  • Likes: 2
  • View count: 396
  • Dislikes: 0
  • Comments: 1
Tags: Uncle,John's,Bathroom,Reader,Random,Footnotes,iMovie,HD

Uncle Johns Factastic Bathroom Reader

Bathroom Readers For Kids

  • Likes:
  • View count: 13
  • Dislikes:
  • Comments:
Tags: